this is no plain ol'
pepperoni pizza
(It's a PHP framework, who would of thought?)
Peppe and Ronni – The quest to find the perfect pizza
For years the natives have dominated pizza, crazy toppings like ham, chicken and the one with the rabbit poo on dominated the country. If you’re already lost by the way, pizza means PHP and the toppings frameworks. Anyway, there were two rebels of the Wild West; they went by the names of Peppe and Ronni. Natives were intimidated by them and called them outlaws, shut out by the pizza world they decided it was time for a change.
The outlaws ventured on a quest to find the perfect pizza, one which would destroy the taste buds with sensational flavour. Peppe and Ronni studied the natives carefully, sickened by how narrow minded they were they knew of only one place to go. Italy. Stories have been told of a giant that reaches the clouds, burns hotter than the sun and explodes the tastes buds right off. It went by the name of Etna.
Peppe and Ronni travelled across the distant land, swirling seas and up the traitorous mountain, until they finally reached their destination. Dreaming of toppings unknown to man they peered into the gaping hole atop. Turns out it was just a volcano, idiots! But they did gain some wisdom, after running like hell back down the mountain due to it exploding they met a guru. He saw potential in the outlaws but believed no topping can truly match the pizza; Peppe thought different though and started developing the greatest topping yet. They named it Pepperoni Pizza.
The natives heard of the outlaws plan and tried to sabotage it, but Pepperoni Pizza prevailed! It was too fast, too small and too epic to have lost. Pizza would never be the same with Pepperoni around.
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